Being a university student involves pulling yourself out of bed at 7:00am on a Monday morning to go and become the future of this world. A lot of people say let’s do it later, but the University disagrees. So we follow protocol and zombie walk our way to a place that sells coffee, pull out four dollars and order something that will allow us to be all we can be. We hear our order get called from the counter, and the smell of it boosts the function of our minds by 100%. I feel so good after the first sip that I even place my change in the donation box. Now let’s go and be somebody!